Needs Meme

I should be in bed. So why not do my first meme. As seen on CultureCat--Do a Google search for "[Your first name] needs":

Mon needs little introduction.
Mon needs her family and her friends.
Mon needs to do something with that hair. (quite true)
Mon needs to cut her hair. (i get it!)
Mon needs to lose 10 kgs. (i'd disappear)
Mon needs an urban tattoo. (ummmm, no)
Mon needs to rest again. (can it wait until after the PhD)
Mon needs a meal. (who you tellin)
Mon needs a cook. (even better)
Mon needs prayer. (always)
Mon needs a job. (sigh)
Mon needs to do what's in her best interests. (Amen!)
Mon needs to shine. (perfect)

Mon NEEDS to go to sleep.